Well hey every on my news page, if you're here you might be friend, fan, or foe whose stalking me so you can cut out quotes and past them to a picture you Photoshop :P I <3 you all too in the anus hole!

I just wanted to start off this segment of Ashley Rants and Raves by saying I'm a level 19 NewGrounder! W00t I got it yesterday! Still a Police Sergeant in the Blams / Saves Rank, Garbage Whistle Status, oh and I still don't post in the forums!
My "preferred" picks (this is something new I'm going to start. I'm going to show off two links on NewGrounds that I love. One Flash and one song! I mean fuck me... Steven Colbert has the "Word" so I thought get a preferred picks list!)

Frist off here the pick of the week for flash! It's called Racism! the artist is Slay-meek
Really good awareness flash, it's kind of childish but it get the message across. DON'T HATE YOU CARPIT MUCHING DIKES! (xD haha sorry it was too funny)

And second off the song of the week! The song is called Oh Porn it's about OMG you guessed it!!! PORN! By Vago187, best song I feel, I mean the first line was

Have you ever masturbated so much
nothing comes out
and then you wonder perhaps you broke it
you over did it nothing comes out

Oh and still the best line

You find the power puffs hot
you are sick so Why not you often wonder
what it would be like
to have sex with crossed eyed pirate transvestite

Go Rate and Review them both and give the artist some props!

(If you think you got a hot little song send me a pm!)

Um'k let's get to the Rants and Raves before I forget what I wanted to Rant and Rave about!

I'm I the only one getting really, really sick of random ass motherfuckers just begging for 5's? I mean I know that's newgrounds but god men have some self respect! Yeah today out of no where a dude I have not spoken too in well over a year sends me this message

New song http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /linktosomebullshitsong

I go Druidswarcry (10:36:31 AM): who are you?

Guy with no name 861 (10:36:43 AM): ----- -----, yes its been over a year

Druidswarcry (10:37:26 AM): ahh

Guy with no name 861 (10:40:53 AM): so yea, if you could 5 that would be great

Ahhhhh, see this is a prime example of things I hate more than anything on the internet
Really I found the song to be really shitty. I mean really, really shitty.
People that send me these links I just close them and I will not talk to that person again.

But yeah I'm really getting sick of that shit! I mean it's different if you pop me a link on MSN or AIM going "Yo Druid what up man! I got this new song Ashley would you mind taking a peep at it?" I would have a much better attitude towards your song and you as an artist! People don't have the god give right for scores. I mean shit you need to EARN it.

Ok let's look at a prime person I saw that I enjoyed listing too.
http://roobykillall.newgrounds.com/
this cats got some good ideas in his music really nice lyrics and word play! This is the kind of guy that can get away with bare minimal on over all EQing. Why is that? Cus this cat is raw, free thinking, and has shit to say!

On to the next topic...
I HATE HOES THAT DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You know the kinds that talk and talk and talk but never really say a lot, but think there this dark depressed individual, self sufficient, independent woman that has a message to the world!
I say that's one part Hillary Clinton one part stupid self righteous cunt who has a hand in daddy's wallet.
Wait no... that's all Hillary Clinton still...

Ok well pretty much what happen was there was a girl on NewGrounds, I saw has little to NO FLOW rhyme scheme sucked nards, recording quality really made me want to kill myself, but instead of mocking the poor talentless girl I decided I was going to help her... WOW PEOPLE IF YOU GET THAT IDEA IN YOUR HEADS... yeah STOP THINKING!
Ok so I contact her, told her that she had potential, and from there that was an invention to talk about her hard life as a spoiled trailer Trash bitch. Ok she was not trailer trash I don't know but she went on and on about shit I really did not care about, how she's always being judged for being different

Ok fuck holes reading and got this far... SHUT THE FUCK UP! You're different just like us. Meaning we are all the same you retarded ass cunts! We all have our problems, we all have our troubles and traumas, I don't need a spoiled white bitch telling me how she's fucking in the head because daddy didn't by a sport car!

Ok last thing on my list of thoughts

Don't you hate it when you leave people reviews on NewGround... and the author does not have the common respect to response? That the kind of shit that makes you stops reviewing! I mean fucking A people. I'm not going to tell you what I think if you're not going to be there to take feedback, I mean if it's just posting what I think then it's me critiquing the wall. The wall won't paint its self because I told it that it should get a new coat of paint

Ok NG stay pretty and be sure to keep a look out for DxR's new songs and my new song "A new Coming!" and if you don't I will blow up Jew-iter! The Nazis told me I could!

heres a YouTube moment of Zen, oh and PS... THE PIC DOWN THERE IS WHY I HATE QUEERS! i really dont hate them but why man! WHY!!!!!! that was metalopolis!!!!

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