Ok so its Friday, i get off of work and my aunt asks me if i like to go to the carnavil with her cus my uncle ditched out on her, well i was like "meh what ever, its not like i have any thing better to do" (lie my hand and a butt plug is so worth it! J/k -.- or I'm I? :0...) so we head out the door, as we do my deadbeat ass of a room mate comes stumbling in all hammered talking about the Beebe gun game, "OH DUDE! YOU NEED TO PLAY THE GAME WITH THE GUN! PEW PEW DUDE! SHOOT OUT THE STAR WIN A SPOONGE BOB TOY! WORD! LETS GO!!!!!" - said the douche bag drunk roommate,

so we get in the car and bounce.

we get there it rains a little bit and clears out... we find a parking place easy! (oh it was good!)

we walk around a bit and i see Skiball! (for them who dint know I'm a skiball junkie) so i drop like 10 bucks in Skiball playing and this Carine kid is laughing at me the whole time, i say for get that kid and get cotton candy... as we get the cotton candy my drunk ass room mate is telling me this story how he use to do maintenance in a psycho ward ( i bet he was there ) and how they hold a caravel like this and there was a "pretty young doll" who rolled up her cotton candy in little tiny balls... and she would say its less fattening when smaller. we roll our eyes and walk away. I win about 20 some odd bucks out of the little roulette games and get some dinner.

i still got skiball on my mind, so i go back to the booth. the same kid is there and he is laughing at me like a mother fucker! and i play a few games, after a while he stops laughing, he walks up at me and tells me i really suck at this game. i tell the kid to beat it

he tells me "I bet you $60 i can get a perfect game of Skiball, backwards!". I tell the kid "BULLSHIT!" and i take him on the bet...

(Jesus I'm a dumb fuck) he rolls up his sleeves and Gets all 6 balls and rolls them one buy one with both hands and they roll in the 50 marker (he gets 300 points rolling the balls behind his back)

I'm stunned! the little fucker did it! i blink for a second and he walks up to me. now this is where its hella creepy. the little Carrie kid had on a monkey palm necklace, he gives me the evil eye and tells me to pay up or else.

now I'm scared, i got a mystic mage Carrie kid pissed off and he might cast some fucked up trailer Poe voodoo on my ass, i mean shit while i was not looking he could have took my hair and like hot glued it on a prize they cant give away and make a doll out of it to shove needles in the crouch to make me feel sharp pains in the penis! (hot i know) so i give the kid the money and back away...

and that's how Friday went.

BTW

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